What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 19:35

From Russia With Love
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
You Only Live Twice
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Goldfinger
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Live and Let Die
Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?
Octopussy
A View to a Kill
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”Ah so!”
Why is the US going after Canada after all? What is the reason for all this hostility?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
Why is Russia always right? All eyes toward Russian glory!
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?
Moonraker
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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